Hey, y'all! Look at me!!

This website has pledged to be about pretty things, but its proprietor confesses a shameless addiction to non-pretty things as well, such as ridiculous celebrity gossip. And so, I interrupt the ongoing quest for the cool and inspiring with a burning question: Is that really Britney's arm up Kevin's shirtsleeve? Is that not the stupidest public display of affection you have ever seen, except for maybe that hideous and horribly awkward Ryan Seacreast-Teri Hatcher fake kiss?

That's all. As you were.